Songs to wear pants to (.com) September 10, 2007Posted by eric22222 in General.
(The next D&D session is up, though a little later than usual)
Already I’ve made mention of things I’ve found through StumbleUpon. I’ve recently found another amazing site. Songs to wear pants to is run by a guy named Andrew (no last name given) who receives instructions on songs to write. The descriptions range from simple (“make a song to celebrate the upcoming holidays to”) to ridiculously difficult instructions ( How ’bout a rap song in which none of the lyrics contain the letter “e” ?”). Check out a few of my favorites:
I AM THE FIRST FIFTY DIGITS OF PI
Please compose and record a song extolling the virtues of your Web site in which the lengths of the words can also be used as a mnemonic for at least the first 50 digits of pi. In other words, the first word has three letters, the second word one letter, the third word four letters, and so on.
I AM A SAD SAD TOASTER MADE OF GLASS
a song about a sad toaster made of glass. that walks around the contry.
WE PHOTOCOPY OUR BODY PARTS
dear songmaker: please make an a capella chant-type song about people who photocopy their body parts (you may wish to focus on the photocopying of the buttocks), with at least 14 layers of your voice.
can you write a song about snails who eat people? haha
A RAP SONG IN WHICH NONE OF THE LYRICS CONTAIN THE LETTER E
How ’bout a rap song in which none of the lyrics contain the letter “e” ?